View Full Version : Best/Worst Lines!

11-22-2013, 08:16 AM
Share some lines you've used or lines that people have used on you, ones that made you laugh, ones that made you cringe, or maybe even ones that worked!

11-22-2013, 06:35 PM
Not that I can think of :D but try these; "Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. "

Boy: Is your name Google?
Girl: NO!! Why?
Boy: Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

Denis Hard
11-26-2013, 12:11 AM
Heard this one somewhere:

MAN: Your eyes glow like a diamond. Will you be my light?

Don't know what the woman's response was but I'm thinking she told the guy to stop bugging her. Nice line though. I'd like to try it at a party.

11-26-2013, 05:52 AM
Here is one of the worst lines I've used that worked. Probably only worked because the girl liked me anyway.

Me: WOW!..I would say that you are beautiful and the most lovely person I've ever seen...but I don't want to flatter you with something you've already been told.

12-25-2013, 04:56 AM
Girl: Why you follow me?

Boy: See me with love. The sentence writes backside on your T-shirt.

Girl: Annoyed and slap to boy and told that angry girl write frontside on my T=shirt.

12-25-2013, 10:17 AM
I'm a fan of nerdy lines myself since I'm a science guy.

Can I have your significant digits?
You are Sin(x) square and I am cos(x) square. Together we are one!
I know you're out of my range but I would like to take you back to my domain

12-26-2013, 04:56 PM
My friends and I love to exchange horrible pick up lines for a laugh every now and then. My favorites are:
1. Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
2. It's a good thing I brought my library card because I am checking you out!
3. That shirt looks pretty good on you, I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.